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Are they still teaching people how to do resumes in college?  Because the ones I receive indicate no.  

Pro tip:  A picture is not at all necessary for a resume, but if you feel it must be included, do not use a “sassy” pose in a tank top, jeans, and your mortarboard and tassel.  Just do not.

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I think I could write a book based on all the stupid shit I encounter every day.  

It’s not Common Core so no. It actually applies to something people really do rather than writing an essay to explain HOW you know 2 + 2 = 4 or cite textual evidence that says 2 + 2 = 3. Oops, my teacher is showing. 

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